Mutterin’ Maru

Thanks to cutting-edge Cerebral Animal Translation Technology (CATT) we are able to enhance and transcribe what Maru is muttering in this video: mutta fuzza why can’t I catch the ding dang rickety rackety she keeps pulling it away from me huzza guzza mumble grumble hadda get outta my box for this garbage humina humina argle bargle grumpity fnoo.

via Andrew Y. and Lois M.

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And Now, a Food Review

In which the intrepid food reviewer Maya the Samoyed samples various foods and offers her blunt and uncompromising opinions of them using an easy-to-digest numerical ranking system. (Lettuce? Not a fan, as it turns out.) Speakers UP to hear the monching and kronching! (via Arne)

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Pipkin Eats a Pumpkin

Since it’s almost Halloween, Pipkin the rabbit wants to get in on the carving action too. But since someone else carved this one already, he’ll just make some improvements. Speakers UP to catch all the tiny chewing sounds!

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Hands Off My Stash!

Meet Hot Lips, a feisty wombat at Sleepy Burrows Wombat Sanctuary with an equally hot temper. There’s a drought in her native Australia and grass is hard to find, so when she gets a fresh batch she guards it fiercely and has some very strong language for anyone who comes near.

Another wombatty find from Murray C.

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