“Paws off, ladies! He’s mine! All mine!”
Tongue-Out Tuesday
New From Taco Bell!
You loved our Crunchwrap, you went wild for our Doritos-shell Taco Loco, you fell into a bottomless reverie of rapturous bliss over our Maximum Extra Supreme Upa-Lupa Chalupa, and now Taco Bell, the leader in stunt cuisine, brings you… The Blep-Purrito!
Thwinkle, Thwinkle, Little Thtar
Of Tongue-out Tuesday I am queen
Cutest thtar you’ve ever theen
When I thwinkle in the thky
Thousands of thitizens do I thpy
All are loved by thith thmall thtar
Except weirdos (you know who you are)
Tho thilly, Andrew Y.
Tongue Out, Brain Off
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