To Bee or not to Bee

Time for a guest post from reader AB, whose adorable French bulldogs Grogu and Rey have graced this space many times. But be warned, the message concerns the dire threat posed by (ominous pause) Franconized honeybees.

These hybrid insects are much larger and more dangerous than ordinary bees, weighing around 22 Newtons. Worse, they have an organ located under the stinger that releases toxic fumes. None of us are safe from the threat of Franconized honeybees. My friend Sage, of Simply Kind Frenchies, actually had one of these monsters in her house! We were able to contain it, but not before it released its noxious gas.

I keep telling you, change my food.
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Update on Rey and Fennec

Recently, reader AB shared some great news: her Frenchie Rey had puppies! But then it got even better:

Rey recently received the good news that she gets to keep her daughter, Fennec, forever! Fennec and Rey have a classic mother / daughter relationship. There’s some yelling, and sometimes someone gets cronched on, but at the end of the day there is no stronger love!

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Weekend Open Thread

Welcome to the Caturday chat room, Cutetropolitans! Reader N. Fritz brought pizza and a friend to share it with:

Every Friday is Pizza Friday in the Mutz (rhymes with “puts”) household. But there are always leftovers for breakfast the next morning, and this was the boy’s reaction to Pizza Saturday.

Cat sits at a dining room table, looking at an appetizing slice of pizza.
Is this a Groundhog Day situation?
Cat sits at a dining room table, looking at an appetizing slice of pizza.
Am I reliving the same day as yesterday?
Cat sits at a dining room table, looking at an appetizing slice of pizza.
And it has pizza in it?
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