Best Seats in the House

Not That Mike The Other Mike5 Comments
Hana, a cat, holds a jingle ball in her mouth and hits it with her paw. In the background Miri, a second cat, watches.

Today’s meeting of the Outdoor Lounging Society will now come to order, with co-chairs Hana and Kitten Miri. Today’s agenda: Attacking the monster behind the chairs, garden exploration, and Hana’s bell recital.

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I Meant to Do That!

Not That Mike The Other Mike6 Comments

Naw, I wasn’t trying to get a drink. I meant to dive in on purpose. And then get a drink.

a baby elephant viewed from behind, leaning down to take a drink from a muddy pond. A larger elephant is nearby.
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Shakesbear in the Park

Not That Mike The Other Mike8 Comments

O goddess of fate, how cruel and vain
Thou art, to see my hunger plain
Yet lend no aid, withhold thy favor
Deny my lips that which I savor
Shall I persist this vain endeavor
Or still my tongue and starve forever?
No! Firm I stand, and thus I ask it
Gift unto me a pic-a-nic basket!

A black bear stands on its back legs raising one paw and looking to the heavens, as if reciting a dramatic monologue.
Hath not a bear eyes? Doth not a bear go number two in the woods? (Reddit)
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